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Hello, all! It's everybody's favorite time of year again, almost! That time when there are really embarrassing pictures of me and my sisters plastered ALL OVER the interwebs! I'm talking, of course, about !josephmlee (https://www.deviantart.com/josephmlee)'s annual costume contest! As recently and forever hereafter, :iconaoiroremonaido:, :iconthemanxomefoe: and I did it, and it was A-MAY-ZING! Even more fabulous than last year, and 527.36% more sparkly! Anyway, I'd like to alert you all that a complete run-down of the shenanigans from this year will be coming soon, and I know you are just on the edges of your assorted seats and standing-places! As a preview, I'd like to enli

hello, friends! it recently came to my attention that I haven't updated this in a long, long time! a lot of stuff has happened! I'm getting a kitty! I turned 20! I'm thinking about putting myself through grad school by being a dominatrix! umm, brain cells! also yay! it's no longer 2010 but I don't have a whole lot specifically to report, so I'm going to dedicate this journal to talking about how much I like ellen mclain! she has such a nice voice, and she made GLaDOS so weird-cute! also, I'm in awe of her self restraint, because if I were married to John Patrick Lowrie, all of our conversations would go like this: ME: hi honey, how was your

ahh! !josephmlee (https://www.deviantart.com/josephmlee)'s costume contest is over! it was so much fun! I'm sad it's done but I'm happy too, because now I can finally stop angsting about my participation. seriously, there was a minor philosophical meltdown involved, all about being myself vs. being perceived as a functional adult. though really, I think the point of that was to get in-character. and now, I shall regale you all with the lengthy tale of my experience with literally the most shameful thing I have ever done in my life the Joeyverse costume contest 2010! it all started in november of last year. trapped in the harsh, frigid mountains of north carolina, I sat with